It's the worst day of Rudyard's life when new competitor Eric Chapman arrives on Piffling and becomes an immediate sensation. Written by David K. Barnes

Directors - Andy Goddard and John Wakefield
Music - James Whittle and the Piffling Philharmonic
Rudyard Funn - Felix Trench
Antigone Funn - Beth Eyre
Eric Chapman - Tom Crowley
Georgie Crusoe - Ciara Baxendale
Madeleine - Belinda Lang
Mayor Desmond Desmond - Steve Hodson
Rev. Nigel Wavering - Andy Secombe
Marjorie - Elle McAlpine
Bill - Pip Gladwin
Tanya / Lift Voice / Nurse - Sarah Burton
Jerry - Max Tyler
Squeaking - Holly Campbell